1. laterovaries:

    elfpunk reblogged your post and added:

    I like the green apple. Don’t think I’ve had the…

    Nah. I’ve never found a beer that I like. I’ve got to have sweet/mixed drinks. The only exception to that is tequila. I will drink some fucking tequila…

    The question about how you drink your tequila is:  are you a wuss, with the lime and the salt and all that other crap, or do you just want the bottle and an IV line?  And I would be willing to bet that I could drink you under the table, any time, any place, bitch.

     
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    tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

    sarabeth72:

    rockyhorrorpictureshowpics:

    When I get bored,  I’ll just doodle the Boss tattoo 

    Slore-in-Training Niece taught me the Time Warp last night…it was magical.

    It’s just a jump to the left…

    And then a step to the riiiiiiiight…

     
  3. i-fucking-love-that-shit:

    erosum:

     

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    get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

    OH MY GOD

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  4. braitheraptor:

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    he just became like 50% carrot

    That scene in Ratatouille when Emil eats all the grapes!!!

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  5. jossisgod:

    mostlycatsmostly:

    (via Unitedcats)

    I’m betting that baby is crying.  Sweetness, what’s the matter?  You are so adorable.

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  6. quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

    virtualgirlfriendsan:

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    thethespacecoyote:

    ineloquentformalities:

    boygeorgemichaelbluth:

    funoftheday:

    Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

    this is kind of genius

    WHOA

    NIGHT VALE APPLES

    Void flavored

    ALL HAIL GLOW APPLES

    I want one

     
  7. monsekch:

    Tom Hiddleston

     
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  9. fyeahlokilaufeyson:

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    Yeah…Lemme just post these right here…yeahh…

     
  10. brianna-sama:

    His cheeks… His jawline… His hands…
    Ugh! My sanity…

    (Source: fromhiddleswithlove, via laterovaries)

     

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  13. matchgirl42:

    So apparently there are bloopers from the original trilogy and how did I miss this?!?!?!

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  14. askarslibrary:

    Quotes of the Day (September 21, 2014) :-)

    FUCK YES!

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